long-ass meme bye

1. Name: Andrew. Or, the Grand Highblood. Whichever you prefer.
2. Nickname(s): Drew, various things related to the GHB. Or Makaras in general.
3. Birthday: March.
4. That makes you: An Aries.
5. Where were you born: Phoenix.
6. Location right now: Computer chair. 
7. Shoe size: 8????
8. How many piercings?: Just my ears. 
9. Tattoos?: None yet
10. When you wake up you're: Depressed or angry. 
11. When your about to sleep you're: Also depressed or angry.
12. Zodiac sign: Aries.
13. Chinese sign: Rat.
14. Righty or Lefty: Leftie.. 
15. Innie or Outie: ????
16. School: None.

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: American/Filipino
18. Hair colour: Brown, bleached blond.
20. Weight: 98 lbs.
21. Height: 5'4
22. Braces? No.
23. Glasses? Yes.

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? Nope. 
25. If so, who? GAMZEE MAKARA.
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? No.
27. Who has a crush on you? APPARENTLY MULTIPLE PEOPLE???????????????????
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? Ye like years ago?
29. Who was your first kiss: One of my exes-
30. Who was your last kiss: Friend.
31. Are you a virgin? Ye.
32. Ever had a threesome before? I am asexual.
33. *i deleted this question. it was creepy* (I didn't but the last person did????)
34. Have you ever been in love? Yes.
35. Broken any hearts? I don't care.
36. Got your heart broken? Yeah. And I don't care.
37. Ever liked a friend? I am passionately in platonic love with my best friend in real life.
38. What happened? I get butterflies whenever I think of her I dont think this is strictly platonic lord help me

Section Four: Past Relationships (Feel free to skip this section. They're all '...'s.)

39. How many relationships have you been in? 7.
40. How many were serious enough to count: 6.
41. Who were those serious ones: Six of them can u not read????
42. *another creepy question* (OMG)
43. What made them different: Uh they were with different people...?
44. What happened: In whICH ONE????
45. Best boy/girlfriend: They weren't teCHNICALLY A BOYFRIEND i dont know how to describe our relationshIP WITHOUT THE AWKWARD.
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: Uh the one that made me have panic attacks then made me feel shit about them and threatened to kill themself if I left??? YAY EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION!!!
47. Ever been kissed: YeS
48. Who do you want back: Okay honestly, NO ONE right now i want eveRYONE TO STAY 10000000 MILES AWAY FROM ME IDC WHO U ARE
49. Who do you regret: The manipulative one.
50. Why?: theY WERE EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATIVE IN A VARIETY OF WAYS?????????

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: The Pacific Rim soundtrack and anything by Nicki Minaj.
52. Movie: PACIFIC RIM also Pride and Prejudice.
53. Food: FUCK I don't really eat anymore im hella gross.
54. Drink: Magic (water, apple cider vinegar, honey)
55. Store: P much any hobby store or thrift store.
56. Television show: Steven Universe.
57. Holiday: Halloween probably.
58. Book: The Martian
59. Ice cream: RAINBOW SHERBERt
60. Sweets: IDK.
61. Crisps: Hnn idk?
62. Type of music: Hardstyle. 
63. Artist: NICKI MINAJ
64. Word: Kartoffelnzalat (potato salad in german)
65. Time of day: Like 2 AM
66. Dressing: I don't like any.

67. Alcoholic drink: I don't drink/
68. Colour(s): Purples and oranges, black
69. Piece of clothing: My GHB vest and Pants
70. Character: I can't decide from Newt (Pacific Rim) or the Grand Highblood. Maybe Mako or Nonon from Kill la KIll
71. Smell: My rose incense.
72. Shampoo: The kind that preserves color.
73. Soap: IDK.
74. Smiley: : o )
75. Board game: Game of Life
76. Sport: Roller derby
77. Number: 18, 8
78. Quote: probably something from a song. 
79. Animal: GOATS
80. Actor: IDK
82. Vegetable: I dunno.
83. Fruit: Rambutan.
84. Place to be: Home?
85. Thing in your room: Cosplay styuff?
86. Gum: None.
87. Shape: Star?
88. Country: Idk
89. Mall: Arrowhead
90. Car: Not sure.
91. Boy's name: IDK 
92. Girl's name: IDK
93. Family member: My sis
94. Restaurant: I dunno
95. Movie place: Harkin's.
96. Person to go to the movies with: Dunno, Logan? He cuddles me.
97. Noise: I duno. 
98. Brand of shoe: IDK
99. Brand of clothing: Idk 
100. Body part of a chicken: 
101. Swear word: Fuckwit? Fuckmunch? Fucker? Asslamp????? 
102. Month: October?
103. Possession: Phone/
104. Team: I dunno
105. Season: Winter?
106. Radio station: BPM
107. Magazine: I used to love Mental Floss
108. Favourite grade: Ew gross
109. Least favourite grade: Every. Single. Fucking. One.
110. Teacher: All my english teachers from high school.
111. Least favourite teacher: idk
112. Subject: English
113. Subject to talk about: Like school subject? French, because all that happened were terrible dead character jokes.

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: An RN
115. Who's your dad?: A respiratory therapist.
116. Any step-parents?: No.
117. Any brothers?: Nein.
118. Any Sisters?: Someone I call a sister?
120. Coolest: IDK
121. Loudest: IDK?
122. Best relative: heck. Aunt?
123. Worse relative:  
124. Do you get along with your parents? No what
125. With your siblings? 
126. Does anyone understand you? No?
127. Do you have any pets?: Ye. 
128. If so, what kind and name? a lot 
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: GOATS 
130. Can I be a part of your family? Um no????

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? No.
132. Did you drop out?: No
133. Your current GPA: No 
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: No.

135. ABC's?: Ass Booty Cock
136. Favorite class: English.
137. Play any sports at school?: No
138. Are you popular?: No.
139. Favourite memory: No.
140. Most humiliating moment: No.
141. Most funniest moment: IDK i told jokes 
142. Most scared moment: All ofthe,m

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: Food
146. Dog: Kuri
147. Christina Aguilera: Whaty
148. Ricky Martin: Um
149. 50 cent: Music
150. Poop: *siri voice* smiling pile of poo 
151. Beach: Sand
152. Desert: fUCK YOU ARIZONA LITERALLY SHOVE YOUR ENTIRE SELF INSIDE OF A FUCKING TOILET MAYBE THEN YOULL COOL THE FUCK DOWN. AND FUCK YOU TOO FLAGSTAFF. YOU PIECE OF FUCK
153. Water: Anime
154. Osama: Bad
155. Love: Fucking shIT why thIS LEAVE ME ALONE
156. Your little brother: Transphobic piece a dick
157. Butt: BOOTY AYYYYY
158. Clowns: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS YAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YAAAAAS
159. Wonder: Woman.
16o. Brown: Shitblood.
161. Banana: Food
162. Sex: So many people who follow me on tumbly keep asking me what my sexuality is i kEEP SAYING I AM ASEXUAL THEN I PUT IT ON MY BLOG AND FOR A WHILE PEOPLE DID FUCKING--DICK
163. Parents: Ew no please go away
164. Homosexuals: Shit transphobic bother
165. God: Honkellujah

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: No.
167. Heaven: No.
168. Devil: No.
169. Hell: No. 
170: Boogy man: No?
171. Closet Monsters: Maybe
172. Fortune tellings: Maybe?
173. Magic: Not sure?????
174. Love at first sight: No.
175. Ghosts: Yes.
176. Voo-doo dolls: Yes.
177. Reincarnation: Yes.
178. Yourself: that wasnt MOTHERFUCKING funny.


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: fUCKING NO
180. Do drugs: No.
181. Drink alcohol: No
182. Cuss: ALL THE GOD FUCKING DAMN TIME YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT. Ye.
183. Sing in the shower: Maybe.
184. Like school: NO.
185. Want to get married: No.
186. Type with all of your fingers: Maybe?
187. Think you're attractive: I have a nice booty. 
188. Drink and drive: NO
189. Snore: Sometimes.
190. Sleep walk: No?
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Ye.

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: ....Maybe?
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No
194. Told that person how you felt: Ye because I was stupid
195. Been arrested: No
196. Gone to jail or juve: Nope
197. Skateboarded: No
198. Skinny dipped: No
199. Rock climbed: No
200. Killed someone: I...pretended to?
201. Watched porn: Boku no Pico 
202. Gone on a road trip: Kinda. 
203. Went out of the country: No
204. Talked back to an adult: Ye
205. Broken a law: Ye
206. Got pulled over: Nope
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Hehe, yeah. 
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Yes
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: No
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: No?
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Ye.
213. Moon someone: No 
214. Shop-lifted: Nope
215. Worked at McDonald's: No. 
216. Eaten a dog: No
217. Give money to a homeless person: No :c
218. Glued your hand to yourself: YES
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Yes
220. Had a one night stand: No
221. Smoked: Weed
222. Done drugs: See above

223. Lose a friend because of your ex: No
224. Slap someone for being stupid: yeah
225. Had cyber sex: Yes.
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: Yes
227. Caught someone doing something: Nothing bad, just like eating or texting in class 
228. Played a game that removes clothing: No?
229. Cried during a movie: YeAH
230. Cried over someone: Yeah, it was trash
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Yes
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: NNo?o
233. Ran away from home: No
234. Cheated on a test: Yea


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: YES
236. Sky dive: Ye
237. Swim with dolphins: No
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: No
239. Try to be the opposite sex: Once I move out and have a steady job and can support myself I'd like to at least get top surgery-
240. Lie to the police: Idunno?
241. Run from the police: Nah.
242. Lie to your parents: Yes.
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: No 
244. Be an exotic dancer: No, just because I'm very weak and self consious
245. *mentally scarring question here* (???)

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: If by shy you mean anxiety ridden, yes
247. Loud: With friends, yes. 
248. Nice: No
249: Outgoing: No
250: Quiet: Yes
251. Mean: Yes
252. Emotional: Kinda.
253. Sensitive: Yes.
254. Gay: No.
255. Strong: No
256. Weak: Yes
257. Caring: Depends who or what for
258. Dangerous: No
259. Crazy: Probs
260. Spontaneous: Yeahh!
261. Funny: HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay okay here's a joke: What do you call a penguin in the desert: DEAD! AHHAHAHAH!! This meme is longer than the Sufferer's death AYYYYY why was the meteor always hot? 'Cause the AC was broken! AYYYYYYYYYYYYYokay so, the other day I was working on some crafts, and I got glue AAAAALL over myself. I was in quite the STICKY SITUATION ; o D Eridan isn't even HALF as funny as his ancestor! A lot of my jokes are dead homestuck jokes because i like to tell them while in GHB or Gamzee cosplay. Tavros can't stand me.
262. Sweet: Apparently???
263. Sharing: ???? eh????
264. Responsible: Ye.
265. Trustworthy: For most.
266. Open-minded: Ye.
267. Creative: NYe
268. Cute: No?
269. Slick: No????
270. Smart: Nope
271. Dumb: Yep
272. Evil: Nah
273. Ghetto: No
274. Classy:No
275. Photogenic: When I'm in cosplay
276. Dependable: Kinda?
277. Greedy: Ye
278. Ugly: Yep
279. Messy: Yes
280. Neat: No
281. Perverted: Ye
282. Silly: Yeah
283. A B****: Ye
284. A Good Listener: Ye?
285. A Fighter: Kinda?
286. A Party Animal: No
287. A Game Freak: No
288. A Computer Freak: Nah

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Tattoo Artist
290. Dream house: Idk
291. Husband/Wife: No. 
292. Kids: IDK.
293. Names: I'd like to legally change my name to Andrew 
294. Pets: Dogs, cats, goats/???
295. Car: Dunno
296. Age you would want to get married: None
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: Can my best man be a girl? Because the one guy I could view as a best man is trashy
298. Honeymoon No

Section Fifteen: Your friends 

299. Best friend: Twitch, Bethany, my moirail
300. Known the longest: Bethany
301. Craziest: Athena ayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
302. Loudest: Athena, or maybe Patrick
303. Shyest: Me?
304. Best hair: I dunno-
305. Best eyes: Also don't know. Zack maybe?
306. Best body: ME jk
307. Most Athletic: I dunno. I guess Marcus, but IDK we didn't hang outmuch?
308. Hot-Tempered: Me?
309. Most impatient: I dunno
310. Shortest: Dominique
311. Tallest: Patrick or Christian
312. Skinniest: Me?
313. Best singer: I don't know?
314. Funniest: mE
315. Can always make you laugh: Everyone 
316. Wish you talked to more: My con friendsa
317. Wish you saw more: See above
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Me
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: Bethany, Twitch, my rail
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': Ye.
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Bethany, Twitch, my moirail
322. Who is like your family: Bethany also Twitch and Athena are my adopted children.
323. How many friends do you have?: IDK
324. How many are really close? 3

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Uh 
326. Thing you drank: Magic. 
327. Thing you wore: Birthday suoit
328. Thing you did: Talk to Kuri. 
329. Place you went: Arrowhead
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: My ears unless you count the temporary butterfly tattoos i gave myself last week OuO
331. Person you saw: My dad
332. Person you hugged: Logan...? 
333. Person you kissed: Also Logan 
334. *creepy question alert* (???????????(
335. Person you talked to online: An anon on tumblr
336. Person you talked to on the phone: Kuri
337. Song you heard: I dunno
338. Show you saw: Steven Universe. 
339. Time you fought with your parents: Recently
340. Time you fought with a friend: IDK
341. Words you said: 'bye'

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: ...
344. What are you drinking: Magic
345. What are you thinking: I hate this fuck everyone please someone talk to me
346. What are you wearing: tank top shorts undies
347. What are you doing: This meme
349. Hair: Too long
350. Mood: Angry/hurt
351. Listening to: Ke$ha
352. Talking to anyone: N
353. Watching anything: No

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: No
356. Are you heterosexual: YNo
357. Do you like penguins: Ye
358. Do you write poetry: It is bad
359. Do you see stupid people: Ye
360. You + Me: No
361. Do you like the Osbournes: ?????????????????
362. Can you see flying pigs: Ye
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Ye
364. Are you from Afghanistan: No
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: Idk
366. Are you a zombie: No

367. Am i annoying you: No
368. Do you bite your nails: No
369. Can you cross your eyes: Yes
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: No
371. Have you touched someone's private part: Through clothes

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Winter
373. Spring or Autumn: Spring
374. Shakira or Britney: ???
375. MTV or VH1: ??????????
376. Black or White: Black
377. Yellow or Pink: Pink
378. Football or Basketball: Basketball
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile phone
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: Cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Tattoos
383. Inside or Outside: Inside
384. Weed or Alcohol: Weed
385. Coke or Pepsi: Neither
386. Tape or Glue: Glue
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: In n Out. I got me some memories there (and a cosplay buddy and I are gonna probs have a tradition of eating there during cons)

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: Badass
389. About boy bands: Some can be great and others arent/
390. About suicide: It's a last resort, and it's very....big.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: I will listen to their opinions if they are ACTUAL OPINIONS (ie: This band sucks, ur hair is trash. 'homosexuality is a sin' 'trans people are fucked up' and shit like that isnt an opinion it is filth). 
392. About teen pregnancy: Sometimes it happens but we should not shame pregnant teens--simply EDUCATE our youth on birth control, ACTUAL BIRTH CONTROL, not abstinence-only bs. Also, if a teen can't have a baby, then they shouldn't have the baby.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Maybe alive?
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Bethany and Twitch and my rail
395. About gay men: So long as they are not trash they are fine. Party on and suck dick/

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: My tumblr.
397. Current weather right now: Dark.
398. Current time: 11:19
399. Any shout outs: Fuck it.
400. Last thoughts: I fucking hate me