goodnight have a meme

w/typos and laziness b/c im to tired to be super literate sorry

Name: Lizz is a name that is literally a part of me that i can never loose so--but also drew c:
Birth date: *rolls around on the floor b/c no*
Age: 17
Country of origin: America
Town Born in: Phoenix
Religion: N/A, but I go to Catholic church with my mom but I don't believe in any religions and I think all religions areREALLY. FUCKING. BEAUTIFUL. so i dont want to actually become a part of a faith b/c im worried that it might taint my views of the other amazing religions out there. so.
Height: 5'5''
Eye color: Brown.
Hair color and style: Dark brown (not black ok fuck) with a blond streak on the left side that kind of eats my bangs a little
Skin Tone: Tan
Tattoos: None yet
Eye-sight: I have a really shitty right eye and need glasses or contacts or a monocle i suppose
Names/screen-names you go by: ....a lot. :U
Explain your username: I was a dipshit a year ago
Explain your icon: Im still a dipshit

Personality

How would you describe your personality?: I'm freaking weird but if i dont know you all i will do is stutter and be terrified and unable to actually look at you and nearly cry because

well

ikd i just cant people well

UNLESS im like cosplaying or something and then im like "sup fucker lets make out" and then ill probably make out with someone??

and if ive known you for a long time i am fucking crazy and horrible but if i like you then goddamit i am always there for you and no matter whats wrong i will help as much as i can b/c i love you and you need someone to love you
How would other people describe you:
i really, really dont want to talk about this b/c ive had a really good past three days pls dont ruin it ok
Are you Afraid of anything/have any phobias?
PLANES AND FLYING AND WATER AND NOT BEING ON THE GROUND

also talking to people

esp. if i dont know them or if im not w/a friend or a family memeber
What's your favourite physical feature about yourself?

....

my make up because fuck you

also janel yes you can have some clown facepaint yes pls lets be clown buddies ok

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What's your most hated physical feature about yourself?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

everything
Do you have any physical disabilities/ailments?
i have really mild asthma thats onlky triggered by cats and running and dust

but idc about my cat allergies I LOVE CATS AND KITTENS I WILL LITERALLY PLAY WITH CATS UNTIL I AM ABOUT TO NEED TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM

im actually serious

when my friend's pregnant cat had kittens i played with them for hours and i had to leave home like

an hour early b/c i couldnt breathe and it was before i started bringing my inhaler everywhere like goddamn i love cats
Do you have any SPECIAL/FREAKY Abilities
um

im apparently really scary when im mad
Do you have any allergies?
catssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss also lamb which sucks because lamb is tasty as FUCK but i mean im ok w/not eating animals i guess?

except seafood b/c seafood is almost as good as pancaek
Are you the first, middle, last, or only child? And who are your siblings?
only child

unless you count mary

in which case id be older
How many cousins do you have? Big family?
fuck my family is infinite ok

and most of it not in america
Do you WANT to have children? If so how many?
i love kids fuck yeah i want kids but i dont want to give birth
What was your dream job when you were a kid?
I wanted to be a veterinarian or a fighter pilot.

fuck you i was a badass litle smart kid ok
What is your dream job now?
tattoo artist
What are your current responsibilities?
not dying

learn how to drive

not replace food with faygo b/c i guess my mom is legitimately concerned that i think faygo can do that

i mean if it could thatd be great b/c then we would always have that

but i mean it doesnt and i actually kind of want to be alive right now?

Food

What item of food would you eat the most of?
Pancakes
What is your favourite flavour ever?
favorite flavor of WHAT ok like my favorite pancake is the fucking reds white and blue pancake special at dennys and my favorite ice cream is the magical blue grean and purple shit at baskin robbins my favorite faygo is everything esp. rock n rye and i love strawberry things and i fucking worship peach faygo because IT TASTES LIKE PEACHES FAYGO IS DOING IT RIGHT like srsly be more specific
Do you like Meat?
Yes. especially seafood or things my mom cooks or vietnamese sandwich meat
What do you usually eat for Breakfast?
Nothing or pancakes and energy drink or maybe faygo

shut up ok faygo is like 100 percent of my diet
What is your favourite dinner meal?
fuck ok um

shit

you have no idea how HARD THIS QUESTION IS
What cuisines do you like best?
Filipino and Vietnamese!
What foods do you HATE?
Salads xD
What food can you not resist?
....

PACNAEGHNBLDFKJG PANCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKESS
What would be your last meal?
do you mean if i was on death row or the last meal i ate....?
Do you like any 'freaky' food combinations?
um shit

i like french fries w/sriracha

Appearance

What is your general fashion style?
....creative.

and sometimes i theme an entire outfit to one color
What item of clothing do you wear the most?
um

underwear

?

or sweaters?
Pants or skirts/dresses?
not pants unless they're my ghb or gamzee pants because those things are fucking comfy as hell and theyre lightweight so i can wear them in summer and not fucking DIE
How much of your skin do you like to show/cover up?
i hate showing my legs so unless im at home i always either wear knee socks or up to two pairs of tights

or legwarmers

just

as long as i have at least up to my knees covered im ok
What items of jewelery do you wear most?
my rings and my hardstyle necklace and my Triplestar bracelet and my moirail bracelet
What item can you NOT leave your house without?
my house keys and usually a pair of sunglasses
Hair up or Hair down? </b
usually down but if im too lazy to wash it after a few days then up

More about me!

What time do you usually wake up?
anywhere from 5-30 AM to 3:00 PM
What time do you usually go to sleep?
after two AM
How often do you bathe/shower?
depends

during summer break like

twice a week unless my parents make me take more

i never leave the house really though, so
Do you exercise regularly?
not anymore
How often do you go out drinking?
never
What do you do most in your spare time?
be stupid and drink faygo and lsiten to music esp. kesha and hardstyle and icp and more kesha hardstyle is great sfgh;lksjdfjh
Name your hobbies:
being stupid

drawing

writing
How many pets have you had in your life? (not including farm animals/live-stock)
i just understood how the term live stock works

because stuff you have is stock

and livestock is alive

wow i am really stupid
How many houses have you lived in in your life?
eins
What sort of 'vehicle' do you own?
my legsd
What's your current job?
None

Favorites

Favorite Color(s): orange, blue, black
Favorite Animal: badgers
Favorite Season: fall
Favorite Scenery: Arizonan sunsets in the summer
Favorite Plant/flower: shit i dont know cherry tomato plants?
Favorite Sweet/treat: chocolate or boba
Favorite Games: DAH!, Katamari serieseses
Favorite Sport: being awesome
favorite Shop: thrift stores
favorite Brand: Tripp
Favorite Cultures: wow shit anything
Favorite Town/City: DETROIT IS LIKE MAGICAL FAYGO WORLD but crime rates also i havent been since i was a kiddo so i would say san francisco or loisville b/c thats where zanna is and they have cheap ass sdflkshfgh why am i so obsessed with faygo right now
Style of music: Hardstyle.
Favorite Songs: *sighs*
Favorite Movies: ANIMATED MOVBIES ESP DISNEY AND PIXAR
Favorite TV shows: The Soup?
Favorite Animes: SnK, Free!, Shugo Chara!
Favorite Books: a lot!!
Favorite Ships/Pairings: *whispers* GamKar
Favorite place to Holiday/visit: San Francisco
Favourite place to relax/feel free: My room, or my house when I'm alone

Opinions on significant other/opposite sex:

Height: within six feet taller or shorter
Body Type: I THOUGHT THIS SAID BLOOD TYPE AND I??? i dont like cuddling with skinny people i like chubby people oh my god seriously i just im sorry i really dont like how skinny people look usually it just grosses me out sometimes
Hair color/style: Short and either black or unusal colors, like blue or scarlet
Style: ....

BevMo! i think?
Thing you regret doing: sdfghjkl;
Thing you watched on TV: The Soup
comment you squee-d over: idr?
Person you mentally hugged: Janel
Thing you wrote? (other than this meme): RP reply
Thing you drew: trollsona
Thing you read: RP reply

Can you?

Do a handstand: no
Raise one eyebrow and not the other: yes
Dance: no?
Sing: Yes
Whistle: Yes
Cook: HAAAAAAAAAA pancakes
Speak a different language: ich spreche ein bischen deutsche
Do any magic Tricks: nop
Put together DIY boxed furniture: no
Use Power tools: .../.
Write a Resume: xD no
Rollerblade: no
Skateboard: nope
Surf: no
Navigate: no
Survive in the Wild: IDK?
Survive without your cell phone: Yeah
Survive without your internet: yea

Random?

What are you wearing right now?
school shirt, skirt
How do you feel right now?
sleepy
Did you brush your teeth today D<?
it's only two AM technically no but i have twice in the last 24 hrs and im going to w/in the next thirty minutes