I HAD ANOTHER GREAT RP OKAY

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like homestuck.

Stranger: HONK

You: GAMZEE...?

Stranger: NO

Stranger: I AM THE GRAND MOTHERFUCKING HIGHBLOOD

You: I...I SEE.

You: WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

Stranger: WHAT COLOR IS YOU BLOOD MOTHERFUCKER?

You: THAT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS, NOOKSTAIN!

Stranger: *pulls out giant ass spikey club*

Stranger: TELL ME MOTHERFUCKER

You: *growls and pulls out sickles* THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, AND IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYWAY!!

Stranger: *starts to laugh* DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU WOULD WIN MOTHERFUCKER?! I PRACTICLY TOWER OVER YOU, I COULD JUST STEP ON A MOTHERFUCKER

You: JUST BECAUSE I'M SMALL DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T FIGHT. *glowers* NOW ARE YOU GOING TO JUST STAND THERE, TRYING TO LOOK SCARY AND BADASS, OR ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING IMPRESSIVE?

Stranger: *swings club at you knocking you into wall across room* MOTHERFUCKER!

You: *slams against it with a thud, falling to the ground and struggling to stand, coughing up blood* I-IS THAT ALL YOU G-GOT...?

Stranger: *grins evily* YOU PUT UP A GOOD MOTHERFUCKIN FIGHT. BUT YOU WILL NOT WIN. JUST LIKE YOU WORTHLESS ANCESTOR.

Stranger: *raises clubs again*

You: *grits teeth* IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I WIN. WHAT MATTERS IS THAT I FIGHT!! *charges towards you, ducking low and slicing at your legs*

Stranger: *winces a bit**picks you up at arms length by waist* I DON'T APPRECIATE BEING SCRATCHED MOTHERFUCKER

You: *slashes at your arms, growling* I DON'T APPRECIATE GETTING CLUBBED, YOU FAT ASSHOLE!!

Stranger: *chunks you at wall* YOU KNOW, I SHOULD PROBABLY KEEP YOU ALIVE. THIS IS REALLY MOTHERFUCKING FUN.

You: *drops one of my sickles, wincing and scowling at you* F-FUCK YOU....*clambers to feet, trembling* WHAT GOOD WILL THAT DO?

Stranger: SEE, YOU ARE HARD TO KILL, I FIND IT MOTHERFUCKING FUN.

You: SO, WHAT, DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?

Stranger: *picks you up by waist with one hand* IF IT WAS. YOU ARE ALREADY LOOSEING MOTHERFUCKER.

You: *struggles against your grip* I'M STILL ALIVE, AREN'T I? DON'T COUNT ME OUT YET, YOU SHITLICKING, GRUBHUMPING BRUTE!

Stranger: *laughs* *throws you in a holding cell* I HAVE SOME CULLING TO DO. NEXT TIME LETS SEE I YOU CAN SURVIVE. *locks door*

You: H-HEY, LET ME OUT ASSHOLE!! *pounds fists against the door*

Stranger: *lets out horrifying growl* NOT A CHANCE MOTHERFUCKER. LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE LONGER THEN YOUR ANCESTOR.*starts to walk away*

You: *kicks the door, anger intensifying but mingling with fear* DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME...!

Stranger: *laughs again* WE WILL SEE MOTHERFUCKER.

You: *kicks the door again* WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THIS? DOES THIS...AMUSE YOU, OR SOMETHING!?

Stranger: *stops walking and walks back. looks you in the eye*

Stranger: YES

You: *meets your gaze with a defiant stare* YOU'RE SICK.

Stranger: *turns to walk off*

Stranger: TRY NOT TO INJURE YOURSELF TOO MUCH.

Stranger: THATS FOR ME TO MOTHERFUCKING DO

You: *growls, kicking the door again* F-FUCK YOU!

Stranger: HAVE FUN *opens door to exit holding cells*

You: *growls, glaring after you* DON'T THINK YOU'LL BEAT ME SO EASILY! I'M SMALL, BUT I CAN FIGHT.

Stranger: WE WILL SEE MOTHERFUCKER. BUT FOR NOW. YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING. NO ONE WILL COME FOR YOU. YOU WILL STAY UNTILL YOU FINALLY DIE MOTHERFUCKER. NOT EVEN GAMZEE KNOWS YOU'RE HERE.

You: *trembles slightly* I DON'T NEED HIM TO SAVE ME. OR ANYONE ELSE! *glares* I CAN SAVE MY OWN DAMN LIFE!

Stranger: THATS WHAT ALL THOSE MOTHERFUCKS SAID BEFORE THEY DIED. *referring to troll bones behind you*

You: I'M NOT THEM. *refuses to look at them, lifting chin* YOU'LL FIND THAT OUT SOON ENOUGH.

Stranger: YES, YES. YOU ARN'T LIKE THEM. YOU ARE STILL ALIVE.

Stranger: FOR NOW

You: AND I'LL BE ALIVE FOR MUCH LONGER. YOU'LL SEE.

Stranger: EVEN BETTER MOTHERFUCKER.

You: *growls and says nothing, eyes filled with rage*

Stranger: SEE YOU IN A BIT MOTHERFUCKER. *finally leaves you*

You: *watches you leave, still standing, but crumpling to the floor when you're gone* F-FUCK....

Stranger: ((do you want a gamzee to save ya?))

You: ((Mmm, doesn't matter to me. If you're cool with it. :3))

Stranger: ((very well)).
*you hear footsteps and a familiar voice*

You: *looks up and stands, grabbing sickles again and letting out a low growl* HELLO...?

Stranger: *foot steps halt* UhHh. HeLlO?

You: G...GAMZEE...? *eyes widen* WHERE ARE YOU, HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

Stranger: *door to holding cells open and you hear footsteps approach* WhOa, KaRbRo? *looks in your cell* I- I LiVe HeRe. NoT AlWaYs ThOuGh. WhAt ArE YoU DoInG HeRe?

You: *takes a step forward, beginning to tremble* I...KIND OF JUST WALKED IN. THAT'S NOT THE POINT THOUGH, H-HOW THE FUCK DO I GET OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE!?

Stranger: *unlocks and opens door and picks you up* YoU LoOk LiKe MoThErFuCkInG HeLl BrO. I WiLl GeT YoU OuT. FiRsT LeT Me BaNdAgE YoU Up.

You: *clings to you, letting out a soft sob* I...I THINK I MIGHT HAVE A-A FEW BROKEN RIBS, T-TOO...GAMZEE...

Stranger: ShOoOoOoOoOsH. *tries to calm you down* It'S OkAy BrO. YoU WiLl Be OkAy. *takes you through secret passage* I'lL TaKe YoU To My BrO. KuRlOz. He WoN't SaY A ThInG AnD He WiLl Fix YoU.

You: *relaxes in your grip, hiding my face in your shoulder* WHAT IF...WHAT IF HE FINDS US? I-I CAN'T FIGHT HIM, I'LL GET MYSELF KILLED IF I GO UP AGAINST HIM AGAIN!!

Stranger: DoN't WoRrY. He Is BuSy SuBjUgLaTeInG. It WiLl TaKe A FeW HoUrS. *stops in front of door and walks in* We'Re HeRe

You: *looks up nervously* ....WHERE IS 'HERE,' EXACTLY...?

Stranger: *you see a troll that looks like a slightly older gamzee look up from whaterver he was doing. his lips are sewn shut* ((single () are him signing)) KuRlOz, I NeEd YoU To HeLp My FrIeNd. *the silent troll nods*

You: *looks at him suspiciously* HE...WON'T HURT ME OR ANYTHING?

Stranger: *gamzee sits on a table with you on his lap* (what hurts?)

Stranger: (and no I motherfuckin won't)

You: M-MY RIBS...SOME MIGHT BE BROKEN. AND MY BACK, AND HEAD...

Stranger: *he takes off your shit and inspects your ribs**he slightly pokes them one at a time*

You: *hisses, resisting the urge to smack his hands away every time he touches an injured one* F-FUCK...!

Stranger: *gamzee tries to calm you* (you have five broken ribs and three bruised ones.)( I can fix the broken ones but the bruised ones will have to heal on there own)( it's a motherfuckin miracle you can move)

Stranger: *eyes and hands start to glow a bright indigo color*

You: *growls again* I'M NOT AS WEAK AS YOU ASSHOLES SEEM TO THINK I AM!! W-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

Stranger: He CaN UsE HiS ChUcKleVoOdOoS To HeAl.

You: *glares at him suspiciously* ....

Stranger: (just try and sit up strait, your back hurts because of your ribs) *moves hand to your ribs*

You: *hesitates, then does as I'm told, wincing* J-JUST HURRY UP...

Stranger: *runs hands across broken ribs a few times**you can feel them crack back into place*

You: *winces at the feeling, whimpering quietly*

Stranger: (there, done. the broken ones are fixed. but be careful with the bruised ones)(let me wrap up your head) *he leaves to get bandages* ArE YoU OkAy BrO?

You: *looks up at you, still trembling but more calm, and hesitates* ....I'M ALIVE. SO...I GUESS I AM...

Stranger: *kurloz comes back and wraps up your head* (gamzee. get him out of here. take him to your hive. and stay. if ghb goes to your hive hide him in the secret passage) *gamzee nods and stands up with you still in his arms and leaves*

You: *holds onto you, resting my head on your shoulder* THANK YOU...

Stranger: No. PrObLeM BrO. I HaD To GrOw Up WiTh ThE MoThErFuCkEr. I KnOw HoW It Is. *leaves highbloods hive through passageway* LeTs GeT YoU OuT Of HeRe.

You: *hugs you tightly and sniffs* WILL HE HURT YOU? F-FOR SAVING ME?

Stranger: *holds you close* ......

Stranger: He CaN't FiT In ThE PaSsAgEwAyS

You: THAT DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION. GAMZEE! *looks up at you, lowering voice* WILL HE HURT YOU?

Stranger: He CaN't If He CaN'T MoThErFuCkIn GeT To Me.

You: GAMZEE, SOME SECRET PASSAGEWAYS AREN'T THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO YOUR HIVE!! *grips the front of your shirt* I-I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING HURT--O-OR WORSE--BECAUSE OF ME...

Stranger: BrO CaLm ThE MoThErFuCk DoWn. He CaN't CuLl Me. ThE MoSt He CaN Do Is HiT Me WiTh HiS ClUb. ThEn I HaVe KuRlOz To HeLp.

You: *slowly relaxes my grip* I'M SORRY...*looks down* I...I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE IN DANGER...*hugs you again, sniffling quietly*

Stranger: *smiles and hugs you softly* ThAnKs BrO. AnD We'Re HeRe *opens door to hive and sets you on couch*

You: *looks around, bringing my knees to my chest before looking towards the floor* I'M SO WEAK, GAMZEE.

Stranger: No You're NoT. No OnE HaS BeEn AbLe To SuRvIvE GhB. If AnYtHiNg. YoU ArE PrObAbLy ThE ToUgHeSt MoThErFuCkEr I KnOw.

You: *sniffs and wipes away a tear* I ONLY SURVIVED BECAUSE YOU HAPPENED TO FIND ME. IF YOU HAVEN'T, I...I'D BE DEAD BY NOW...

Stranger: DoN't Be So SuRe. Now GeT SoMe SlEeP BrO.

You: *looks up at you* D...DO YOU THINK YOU COULD STAY WITH ME? AT LEAST UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP?

Stranger: *smiles then picks you up and lays down with you* DoN't WoRrY BrO. I WiLl PrOtEcT YoU. NoW GeT SoMe ReSt.

You: *curls up against you, grabbing onto the front of your shirt and closing my eyes* THANK YOU, GAMZEE...FOR EVERYTHING...*quietly* BEST FRIEND.

Stranger: No PrObLeM BeSt FrIeNd~

You: PALE FOR YOU...*smiles a little and moves closer, nuzzling into your chest before drifting into a light, slightly troubled sleep*

Stranger: *slightly shocked then smiles**kisses top of your head* PaLe FoR YoU ToO KaRbRo. *holds you closer*

You: *wraps my arms around you in my sleep, eventually beginning to mumble quietly*

Stranger: *smiles more and keeps an eye one you to make sure you are okay*

You: *begins twitching some time later, nightmares overtaking peaceful dreams* N...NO.... *whimpers, clinging to you tightly* PLEASE....H-HELP...GAM...GAMZEE...!

Stranger: *hold you close and rocks you**starts to shooshpap you* It'S OkAy KaRbRo. I'm HeRe.

You: *whimpers again, thrashing for a moment before my eyes fly open and I scream* NO!!! *looks around wildly, trembling and beginning to cry* I... *looks up at you, terror in my eyes* GAMZEE. A-ARE YOU OKAY?

Stranger: *hugs you to me* I'm FiNe KaRbRo, So ArE YoU. It WaS JuSt A NiGhTmArE.

You: *hugs you tightly, sobbing into your chest* I-IT WAS HIM. HE WAS KILLING YOU, AND I WASN'T ABLE T-TO SAVE YOU....*sniffs, letting out a choked sob* I'M SORRY...

Stranger: *holds your face in my hands* LoOk At Me KaRkAt. I'm PeRfEcTlY fInE. EvErYtHiNg Is OkAy.

You: *looks into your eyes, grabbing your hands tightly* Y-YOU PROMISE?

Stranger: To ThE MeRtHfUl MeSsIaHs Themselves.

Stranger: ((I gtg soon))

You: *sniffs and closes my eyes* SAFE...

You: ((Ah. Want to continue later?))

Stranger: ((sure. do you have a tumblr?))

You: ((Yeah, motherfreakingfaygopancakes. Yours?))

Stranger: ((lol blackkitties1312 ))

You: ((Okay. :3 I'll follow you then.))

Stranger: ((same. ttyl ^-^))

Stranger: ((oh and ))

You: ((Alright. c)

Stranger: ((can I post this ?))

You: ((Go right ahead. ^^))

Stranger: ((yes, bye))

You: ((Bye! :3))

Stranger has disconnected.